英语笑话双关篇一：英语中一语双关的幽默句子
英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子，现在为大家摘录一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供参考，据说是流传甚广的加菲猫语录哦。
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。
12. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？
努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？
15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17. When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就像铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
19. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着
英语笑话双关篇二：英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子
英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子，现在为大家摘录一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供参考，据说是流传甚广的加菲猫语录哦。
1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get (来自:WwW.ZHaOqt.nEt 蒲公英文 摘:英语笑话双关)caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。
12. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？
努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？
15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17. When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
19. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。
Joke of Today
Press bell
Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She
did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping (踏着重步)down the stairs. The uniformed men proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."
英语笑话双关篇三：有趣的英语双关语
有趣的英语双关语
我们汉语常有双关语，英语也一样，英语中的双关语，叫做pun。grave有两个含义，一个是“严肃的”（形容词），一个是“坟墓”（名词），因此下面第一句话的意思是：他不是一个严肃的人，除非他躺到坟墓里，才能严肃起来。再比如下面第二句话，其中的pray（祈祷）和prey（捕食），发音相同，外形相似，因此这句话的意思是：他们今天为你祈祷，明天就会加害于你。这就是两个典型的pun。
①He is not a grave man until he is a grave man.
②They pray for you today and prey on you tomorrow.
国外一个网站评选的2003年十大pun，下面是其中的三个例子，如果您能看懂、听懂，肯定会觉得pun很有意思。
①He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 他违章超速驾驶，结果将昂贵的名车撞到树上，他终于看到他的奔驰车（Mercedes）是怎样撞弯（bends）的。这句话的幽默之处是将Mercedes Benz（奔驰车）中的Benz，故意改写成bends。
②Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
这句话乍一看，好象是说：时光像箭一样飞逝，水果像香蕉一样飞逝。其实这句话后半部分的真正意思是：果蝇喜欢吃香蕉，也就是fruit flies/like/a banana。
③A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tyred.
这句话的表面意思是：自行车自己站不起来，因为它只有两个轮胎（two-tyred）。而这句话的另外一个意思是：这辆自行车被它的主人骑了很长时间，它现在太累了（too tired）。 怎么样，pun是不是很有意思？下面再列出三个pun，请您自己琢磨一下。如果你能琢磨出来，那说明你的英语水平已经很高了。欢迎大家发表评论哦。
①He wore a new hairpiece every day and was considered a big wig. ②Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.
③When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.