幽默英文句子篇一：幽默的英语句子
幽默的英语句子
1) Money is not everything. There?s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don?t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " 努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。
16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two?s company, three?s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
最美的十大经典爱情句子
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with
you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won?t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can?t have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。？？？？
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don?t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn?t willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn?t love you the way you want them to, doesn?t mean they don?t love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don?t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right
one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don?t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
经典电影台词
NO.1 Forrest Gump 阿甘正传
1． Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you?re gonna get. (生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料)
2． Stupid is as stupid does. (蠢人做蠢事，也可理解为傻人有傻福)
3． Miracles happen every day. (奇迹每天都在发生)
4． Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离)
5． Have you given any thought to your future?(你有没有为将来打算过呢)
6． You just stay away from me please.(求你离开我)
7． If you are ever in trouble, don?t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开)
8． It made me look like a duck in water.(它让我如鱼得水)
9． Death is just a part of life, something we?re all destined to do.(死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事)
10． I was messed up for a long time.(这些年我一塌糊涂)
11． I don?t know if we each have a destiny, or if we?re all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze.(我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡)NO. 2 The Lion King狮子王
1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。
3. I?m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn?t mean you go looking for trouble.
我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It?s like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can?t change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it.对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don?t fight for it, who will? 这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I?ll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。
NO.3 Gone with The Wind乱(转 载于:wWw.zhAoQT.neT 蒲公 英文摘:幽默英文句子)世佳人
1).Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it?s the only thing that lasts.(土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西)
2).I wish I could be more like you.(我要像你一样就好了)
3).Whatever comes, I?ll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.(无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远)
4).I think it?s hard winning a war with words.(我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用)
5).Sir, you?re no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.(先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女)
6).I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.(我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬)
7).In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你)
8).I love you more than I?ve ever loved any woman. And I?ve waited longer for you than I?ve waited for any woman. 此句只可意会不可言传
9).If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I?ll never be hungry again! (即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了)
10).Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.(现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界)
11).You?re throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.(你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西)
12).Home. I?ll go home. And I?ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.(家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天) 经典英语句子
1． Pain past is pleasure.（过去的痛苦就是快乐。）[无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去，将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。]
2． While there is life, there is hope.（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。）
3． Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.（脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。）
[从小灌输给孩子的坚定信念。]
4． Storms make trees take deeper roots.（风暴使树木深深扎根。）[感激敌人，感激挫折！]
5． Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，无所不成。）[坚持一个简单的信念就一定会成功。]
6． The shortest answer is doing.（最简单的回答就是干。）[想说流利的英语吗？那么现在就开口！心动不如嘴动。]
7． All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先难后易。）[放弃投机取巧的幻想。]
8． Great hopes make great man. （伟大的理想造就伟大的人。）
9． God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。）
10． Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.（四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点！）[比别人多一点努力、多一点自律、多一点决心、多一点反省、多一点学习、多一点实践、多一点疯狂，多一点点就能创造奇迹！]
11． In doing we learn.（实践长才干。）
12． East or west, home is best.（东好西好，还是家里最好。）
13． Two heads are better than one.（三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。）
14． Good company on the road is the shortest cut.（行路有良伴就是捷径。）
15． Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）
16． Misfortunes never come alone/single.（祸不单行。）
17． Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.（不经灾祸不知福。）
18． Better late than never.（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。）
19． It?s never too late to mend.（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）
20． If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
21． Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（无热情成就不了伟业。）
22． Actions speak louder than words.（行动比语言更响亮。）
23． Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯错误。）
24． From small beginning come great things.（伟大始于渺小。）
25． One today is worth two tomorrows.（一个今天胜似两个明天。）
26． Truth never fears investigation.（事实从来不怕调查。）
27． The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.（舌无骨却能折断骨。）
28． A bold attempt is half success.（勇敢的尝试是成功的一半。）
29． Knowing something of everything and everything of something.（通百艺而专一长。）
30． Good advice is beyond all price.（忠告是无价宝。）
英语口语精选句子
451. Go right back to the beginning．直接回到起始位置。
452. He does everything without aim．他做事都漫无目标。
453. He is respectful to his elders．他对长辈很恭敬。
454. He knows English better than I．他比我懂英语。
455. He resolved to give up smoking．他决心戒烟。
456. His talk covered many subjects．他的报告涉及很多课题。
457. I fear that he drinks too much．我担心他喝的酒太多了。
458. I have my hair cut every month．我每个月都理发。
459. I want to have a part-time job．我想有一份兼职工作。
460. I?m sorry to have bothered you．对不起，打扰你了。
461. It is not so easy as you think．这事没有你想象的那么简单。
462. Keep your temper under control．不要发脾气。．
463. Lying and stealing are immoral．说谎和偷窃都是不道德的。
464. My efforts resulted in nothing．我的努力毫无结果。
465. My false teeth are stuck to it．我的假牙还在上边呢!
466. She is a composer for the harp．她是位写竖琴曲的作曲家
467. Take me to the airport，please．请送我去机场。
468. Talking with you is a pleasure. 和你谈话很愉快
469. The eggs are sold by the dozen．鸡蛋按打卖。
470. The price just covers the cost．这个价格正好抵消成本。
471. The sweater is of good quality. 这件毛衣质地很好。
472. The teacher got a little angry．老师有点生气了。
473. Think carefully before you act．三思而后行。
474. Walt invented the steam engine．瓦特发明了蒸汽机。
475. We are divided in our opinions．我们意见分歧。
476. Whatever I said，he?d disagree．不论我说什么他都不同意。
477. Whoever comes will be welcomed．来的人我们都欢迎。
478. You look as if you didn?t care．你看上去好像满不在乎。
479. You should look at it yourself．你应该亲自看看它。
480. Draw your chair up to the table．把你的椅子拉到桌子旁边来。
481. He covered himself with a quilt．他给自己盖上一条被。
482. He found my lecture interesting．他觉得我讲课有趣。
483. He had a good many friends here．他在这儿有很多朋友。
484. He is only about five feet high. 他大概只有五英尺高。
485. Her family are all music lovers．她全家人都是音乐爱好者。
486. I am busy．How is your business? 我很忙。你的生意做得怎样?
487. I don?t think much of the movie．我认为那电影不怎么样。
488. I feel like eating an ice-cream．我想吃一个冰淇淋。
489. I found him seated on the bench．我发现他在椅子上坐着
490. I gave much time to the old car．我在这辆破车上花了不少时间。
491. I lost the door key about here. 我在这附近掉了门钥匙。
492. I?m not guessing，I really know．我不是在猜想，我真的知道。
493. It?s time to tell her the truth．是该告诉她真相的时候了。
494. Let?s watch TV with a candle on．咱们点上蜡烛看电视吧。
495. Most games cost about that much．大部分游戏差不多都是这个价钱。 496. My parents want me to go abroad．我父母想让我出国。
497. She has been collecting s**ps．她一直收集邮票。
498. There are many stars in the sky．天上有很多星星。
499. We get to London this afternoon．我们是今天下午到达伦敦的。
500. What about having a pizza first? 先吃点比萨饼怎么样?
501. You?d better look before you leap．你最好三思而后行。
502. You know what I?m talking about. 我想你知道我在说什么。
503. He has been sick for three weeks．他已经病了几周了。
504. He inspected the car for defects．他详细检查车子有无效障。
505. I count you as one of my friends 我把你算作我的一个朋友。
506. I go to school by bike every day. 我每天骑自行车上学。
507. I have a large collection of CDs. 我收集了很多唱片。
508. I won?t be able to see him today. 今天我不可能去看他。
509. I?ll call a taxi in case of need．如果需要的话，我会叫出租车的。
510. Is there any sugar in the bottle? 瓶子里还有糖吗?
511. It?s a secret between you and me. 这是你我之间的秘密。
512. It?s very kind of you to help me．你帮助我真是太好了。
513. Let?s divide the cake into three．我们将蛋糕分成三份吧。
514. Patience is a mark of confidence. 耐心是自信心的一种表现。
515. Susan is going to finish college．苏珊将完成大学学业。
516. That is my idea about friendship．这是我关于友谊的看法。
517. The book you ask for is sold out．你要的那本书已经售完了。
518. The boy was too nervous to speak．那男孩紧张得说不出话来。
519. The play may begin at any moment．戏随时都有可能开始。
520. The salve will heal slight burns．这种药膏能治疗轻微烧伤。
521. The sea sparkled in the sunlight．阳光下，大海波光粼粼。
522. The teacher tested us in English．老师用英文考我们。
523. There is a bridge over the river. 河上有一座桥。
524. They rode their respective bikes．他们各自骑着自己的自行车。
525. They will arrive in half an hour．他们将于半小时之内到达。
526. Time is more valuable than money. 时间比金钱宝贵。
527. We are all in favor of this plan．我们都赞同这项计划。
528. We reached London this afternoon．我们是今天下午到达伦敦的。 529. We two finished a bottle of wine．我俩喝完了一瓶酒。
530. what a lovely little girl she is! 她是一个多么可爱的小女孩耶!
531. Will you pick me up at my place? 你能到我的住处来接我吗?
532. You may choose whatever you like．你可以喜欢什么就选什么。
533. You?re suffering from an allergy? 你过敏吗?
534. Beyond all questions you are right. 毫无疑问，你是对的。
535. But I plan to weed the yard today. 我计划今天除院子里的草。
536. But who will do all the house work? 但是这些家务活谁来做呢?
537. Close the door after you，please．请随手关门。
538. Come to see me whenever you like。你可以随时来见我。
539. Don?t pull the chairs about,boys! 不要把椅子拖来拖去，孩子们!
540. He drives more carefully than you．他开车比你小心。
541. He invited me to dinner yesterday．他昨天请我吃晚饭了。
542. He struck his attacker on the ear．他打了那个攻击者一耳光。
543. He suddenly appeared in the party．他突然在晚会上出现了。
544. Her handbag goes with her clothes. 她的手袋和她的衣服很搭配。 545. Here we are．Row M, seats l and 3．哦，到了。M排，l号和3号。 546. His boss might get angry with him．他的老板也许会生他的气。
547. I expect to be there this evening．我打算今天晚上到那儿去。
548. I really need to lose some weight．我真的需要减肥了。
549. I think you have the Wrong number．我想你打错号码了。
550. I would rather stay at home alone．我宁愿独自呆在家。
551. I?d like to look at some sweaters．我想看看毛衣。
552. Its origin is still a mystery now．它的起源至今仍是个谜。
553. Money is no more than our servant．金钱不过是我们的仆人。
554. Once you begin，you must continue．一旦开始，你就得继续。
555. She is poor but quite respectable．她虽穷，人品却很端正。
556. She spent a lot of money on books．她花了很多钱来买书。
557. The girl in red is his girlfriend．穿红衣服的那个女孩是他的女朋友。 558. There is a chair below the window．窗户下面有一把椅子。
559. They employed him as a consultant．他们雇用他为顾问。
560. To be honest with you，I?m twenty．老实说，我20岁。
561. We often call him by his nickname．我们经常叫他的绰号。
562. Will you be free tomorrow evening? 你明晚有空吗?
563. Would you like to leave a message? 你要留话吗?
564. You can never turn the clock back．时光不能倒流。
565. You may as well tell me the truth．你还是把事实告诉我为好。
566. Are your grandparents still living? 你的祖父母还在么?
567. Can you recognize that woman，Mary? 你能认出那个女人是谁了吗，玛丽? 568. Do you have any suggestions for me? 你对我有什么建议么?
569. He is tough，but I am even tougher. 他是一个硬汉子，不过我要比他更硬。 570. He made his way through the forest．他设法穿过了森林。
571. He suggests you leave here at once．他建议你立刻离开这儿。
572. He was married to a friend of mine．他和我的一个朋友结了婚。
573. He will blame you for carelessness．他会责备你的粗心大意。
574. I can give you a number of excuses．我可以给你说出很多韵理由。 575. I don?t doubt that he will help me．我不怀疑他会援助我。
576. I hope you enjoy your stay with us．希望您在这儿过的愉快。
577. I?d like to-repair our differences．我愿意消除一下我们之间的分歧。 578. It?s nothing to be surprised about．这事不值得大惊小怪。
579. It?s rude to stare at other people. 盯着别人看是不礼貌的。
580. Bob has always had a crush on Lucy．鲍伯一直在爱着露茜。
幽默英文句子篇二：10大搞笑英语句子变身幽默达人
10大搞笑英语句子变身幽默达人
很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气，其实英语中有许多雷人的“冷笑话”，只要多多积累一些“雷人”英语，还怕你的英语无趣吗?掌握下面这十大搞笑英语句子，你就可以瞬间变为身幽默达人!
01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died?
He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my
department.
06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and
mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
幽默英文句子篇三：英语中最最有趣的好玩句子
英语中最最有趣的好玩句子
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
（第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。）
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。 （第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。）
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
（这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。）
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
（这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。）
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
（这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。）
7. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。
（这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. ）