演讲小笑话篇一：冷笑话演讲稿
冷笑话
今天我演讲的内容是关于冷笑话，其实这是我无意中想到的词，而且我也很喜欢听冷笑话。
首先，我跟大家讲一个冷笑话：从前，有个人叫小明，小明没听见。（解释这个冷笑话的意思，语义双关??）
据说冷笑话的起源是这么一个故事：
小企鹅有一天问它奶奶：“奶奶奶奶，我是不是一只企鹅啊？”“是啊，你当然是企鹅。”
小企鹅又问爸爸：“爸爸爸爸，我是不是一只企鹅啊？”“是啊，你是企鹅啊，怎么了?”
“可是，可是，我怎么觉得那么冷呢？”
（很冷对吧??）
冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,伴随着网络的普及它已经渗透到了青年群体的日常生活,偶尔爆出的一两句冷笑话能使交流氛围变得轻松愉悦,也能展示交谈者的幽默和智慧。
冷笑话就是其实一点都不好笑的笑话，非常无聊的笑话，但是
冷笑话利用的是人们对理性和秩序的反感心理，通过拆解语言和颠覆现存价值观，亵渎嘲弄既有的意识话语。它注重的是解释学精神，通过对整体的瓦解走向差异性。乐观点说，它鼓励了那些可能有益的反传统尝试。
冷笑话脱胎于笑话，它设定了一个前提，招人发笑并不是自己的目的所在。当然这和后现代主义一样，只是一个策略，一种意图的伪装。卸除了自身责任，也就很自然地可以抛弃攻击性和猥亵性这两种特征。它最常用的方式是曲解正常的话语，割裂话语的完整性，通过制造语境缺失、句意杂糅等问题使得话语产生逻辑矛盾。
当然我们不能说冷笑话完全只是恶意地嘲弄，从冷笑话来看，它体现了一种特殊的幽默观，一种轻松看待生活的态度，勇于挑战传统的桎梏。冷笑话的发展，或许只是昙花一现，就像很多新鲜事物一样很快的消亡，但是冷笑话这一语言现象的出现却是特定时期的思想的反映，是作为后现代主义思潮影响下的特殊语言现象。
冷笑话可以看做一件疯狂的小事，一个微小的形而上事件。在一个人们汲汲于给出意义并要求着意义的世界当中，冷笑话可以被视为对这个世界的反叛——这种反叛并未伴随血腥暴力，它是温和的，是带着自嘲意味的丑角。他是自娱娱人的先锋，以悖于常理的方式给出一个世界存在的图景，并且最终确信它。在这毫无意义当中，我们所能看到的，依旧是生命的热情。
演讲小笑话篇二：小学生英语故事演讲(小笑话)
A little funny story
Hello,everyone,My name is Feng Qinyue, Eric is my English name. I’m a 4th grade student from Nanjing Ruijinbeicun Primary School.Today I will tell you a little funny story and i hope you guys like it! It calls“a nice man”
A man was walking along the street when he saw a woman struggling with a large box. It was half in and half out of her car. He was a nice man, so he went up to the woman and said, “Let give you a hand with that box, It looks very heavy.”
“That’s so kind of you,” the woman said. “I’m having a lot of trouble with it. I think it’s struck.” “Together we’ll soon move it.” The man said, He got into the back seat of the car and took hold of the other end of the box. He said, “And he began to push hard.”
For a few minutes the man and the woman struggled with the box. Soon they were tired. “Let’s rest for a minutes,” the man said,” I’m sorry, but it is struck.” A few minutes later, the man said, “let’s try again.Are you ready?” Both of them took hold of the box again. “one, two, three!” the man said, and they went on with their struggle.
At last, when they were very tired, the man said, “you’re right, It is really struck, I don’t think there’s any way we can get it out of the car.”
The woman cried. “I’m trying to get it in!”
Thanks for your thanks for your listening!