幽默英语情景对话篇一：英语课堂搞笑对话
英语情景对话,自己和舍友5个人在课堂上表演过.材料是自己
整合了几个小故事和网上的对话小片段,在此为需要帮助的同学提供
点参考.为了更好的说明,中间穿插了汉语.(英语水平不行啊).主要以
娱乐为主.故事大概是这样的,有一个老师(也是旁白)和他的四个学生,
一个美国人,一个印度人,一个中国人,一个日本人.看到这儿,应该可以
猜到内容了,恶搞日本人的.对话如下:
Pangbai: Long time ago, I was a teacher in a village and My name is
Hutu and I have four students: an American. a Chinese , an India and a Japanese. Now they are coming .
四个人登场,进行自我介绍
(印度人):Good morning, boys and girls. I’m India and the monitor of
the class.
(中国人): Hello, everyone. I’m Chinese.
(美国人): Hi, I’m American.
(日本人,自我介绍的时候鞠个躬,显示所谓的礼仪): Hi, I’m Japanese
and my English is very poor;
Pangbai: During the National Day ,they travelled from Xi’an to
Shanghai passby Luoyang. It’s said that some interesting
and funny story have been happened when they travelled.
Now , they will show us what actually happened in their
trip.
India: Well, I rent a car, but the car can only take three people. I
have an idea that we take turns to ask questions, anybody
who give the right answer can get on, or run following the car.
Do you agree with me?
三个人异口同声地回答,尤以日本人最活跃.
Yes ,sir. No problem.
Inida: Now ,as the monitor of the class I will question now. Are you
ready?
三个人再次异口同声地回答,日本人还是最活跃
Yes, we are ready.
India: Hi ,American, how many sun in the sky?
American: Such a simple question. The answer is only one.
India: Good job. And Chinese guy, how many moon in the sky?
Chinese: So easy, it’s one.
Japanese: wow , laughing…,(阴笑) these questions are so simple and
our Japanese are so clever.
India: Hi. Japanese. Do you know how many stars in the sky?
Japanese: Stars? Are you kidding me? Sorry, I don’t know.
India(淫笑): I’m sorry, you don’t give me a right answer. So, we three go to Luoyang by car and you follow us. Let’s go.(对其他两人说).
Pangbai: Now, the Chinese , the India, the American trave to
Luoyang by car and the Japanese have to run following the
car. Several days later, the three man have taken a tour in
Luoyang and they are talking about their fells. But the
Japanese is still on his way.
American: 描述一下洛阳,百度多的是,我也是搜的.在此省略了.
Chinese: We have to go now, bur where is the Japanese?
Japanese: (气喘吁吁地跑过来,弯着腰说) Thank god, I come up with
you finally.
India: (对日本人说) Are you OK?
Japanese: (立马直起腰) I can’t be fine any more.(嘴硬!)
India: Good! Now, we start the second round questioning andChinese
guy, This is your hometown and as host you question us.
Chinese: OK, it’s my turn. I’ll ask questions about our Chinese
history and monitor, Do you know the Liberation Campaign
of China.
India: Let me see. It’s LiaoShen War, PeiPing war and HuaiHai War.
Chinese: Absolutely right. And American, Do you know how many
soldiers sacrificed in that war?
American: En…, I think it’s about 500,000.
Chinese: Good! And Japanese, do you know their names ?
Japanese: names? (苦笑,垂头丧气地),I don’t know.
Chinese” I’m sorry, boy. You failed again.(假惺惺地拍拍日本人的肩
膀,对其他俩人说),Let’s go.
Pangbai: Another time, the Japanese travelled on foot and the other
three by car.. Suddenly they met each other somewhere on the rode outside the Luoyang city.
American: Hi. Japanese, how are you ?
Japanese:(边跑边说,气喘吁吁) I’m fine. Thank you ,And you ? American:(look around ) We can’t be fine any more.
Chinese: See you in Shanghai.
Pangbai: Several days later. The three men had enjoyed their good
time in Shanghai and the Japanese is still on his way. But
fortunately, they had changed their car for fore-seat. It
seemed that the Japanese still don’t know. Now they are
talking about their felling about Shanghai.
Chinese: 描述上海.百度搜.
India” It’s really an interesting journey and time up, we should go
home. But where is the Japanese?
Japanese: (累死累活的跑过来)Wait me for a while. I’m here. India: OK! Let’s go back.
Japanese: wait, wait… ,I don’t think it’s fair to me . I have run from
Xi’an to Shanghai and I have to answer the first question. India: What question?
American: (与中国人对视一笑) OK! I pick out a question for you.
How many leaves in that tree?
Japanese: one , two , three …, wow , so many. I can’t find the answer.
My god, I have to run from Shanghai to Xi’an again. (说完跑开了).
Chinese: what a foolish the Japanese man. Our car have four seats.
Why he run away again?
India: Become fool when run, I think.
Pangbai: Several days later. They all back to Xi’an. Now they are
here and having my class; “Hi, boys, how is your trip?”
Japanese: It’s terrible . I am so tired.
Pangbai: you are a real marathon runner and you three?
India: we all have enjoyed the trip.
Pangbai: (铃响了) Time flies. We have ten minutes break. 美国人往外走, 不小心被日本人撞了一下.发生如下对话.
Japanese: I'm sorry,sir.
American: I'm sorry, too.
Japanese: two? I'm sorry three?
American: What are you sorry for?
Japanese: four? I' m sorry five.
American: What do you want to say?
幽默英语情景对话篇二：搞笑英语两人短对话
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff? 男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he? 女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music? 男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding. 女:Well, that makes sense?!
幽默英语情景对话篇三：英语中常见情景对话(三)
英语中常见情景对话（三）
中国人提起英语口语常常是苦不堪言，无论是职场面试还是出国留学，英语口语历来是国人的心腹大患，虽然英语在中国教育中的地位越来越重要，甚至有举国学英语的趋势，但真正用英语的机会并不多，学的东西当然也很容易遗忘。西安英语培训机构凯撒国际英语的口语培训专家Junny说，中西方的文化差异很大，思维方式也大不相同，这种差异对于英语口语的学习影响很大。最好能有真实的场景进行对话训练，让学员置身其中感受最地道的英语。这样效果最好！ 今天小编为大家整理了生活中常见的一系列情景对话，简短而受用，一起来学习吧！
Personal appearance
A: That girl looks very attractive, doesn’t she?
B: do you think so? I don’t like girls who look like that. I like girls who aren’t too slim. If you like her, go and talk to her.
A: I’d like to, but there’s her boyfriend. He’s very broad-shouldered.
B: he’s huge! He must go to the gym to have a well-built body like that.
A: do you prefer tall
B: I don’t mind, but I like girls with long hair.
A: we have different tastes. I like girls with short hair. I like tall girls- probably because I’m so tall myself.
B: have you ever dated a girl taller than you?
A: no, never. I don’t think I’ve ever met a girl taller than me! Have you gained weight recently? B: yes, I have. Perhaps I should go to the gym, like that girl’s boyfriend.
A: I ‘m getting a bit plump myself. Perhaps I’ll go with you.
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