生活中幽默对话

生活中幽默对话篇一:搞笑对话

生活中幽默对话篇二:有趣的对话

有趣的对话

时间:2013年9月11日

地点:人民路小学

刘芳:小灰灰,现在你是采访者,我是被采访者。你问我答,好吗?

小灰灰:好。

刘芳:那就开始吧,我已经准备好接受你的采访了。

小灰灰:我一看书就头晕眼花,刚开始兴致勃勃地拿起一本书,可总是半途而废,除非漫画。那你一般看什么书?

刘芳:我一般会随着年级的增长而看不同的书。看的书从薄到厚,数量从少到多。现在我爱看一些写得优美的散文,或者是有名的作家写起来的小说。因为作家写得一般都是好书,可以提高作文水平,提高写作技能,还可以充实大脑,漫步在书林中的我是最快乐的。

小灰灰:你说的话真是让我受益匪浅,你有什么好的读书方法呢?

刘芳:当我刚接触新文章时,先会把文章读熟,再摘录些好词佳句。然后每天反复放声读上几遍,这就是“煮书”,把书煮透了,书中的营养自然而然能够充盈你的大脑了。孔子曾经也说过:“温故而知新。”所以,我不止把书读透,还要不断从书中获取新知识。最后,我会思考作者是一个怎样的人;会有哪些生活经历,遇到过哪些事才写出这么好的、别出心裁的和与众不同的优美文章来。

小灰灰:我要向你学习,你读的书最多是谁写的?

刘芳:当然是曹文轩和杨红樱的了。曹文轩的小说写得生动感人,让我没齿难忘、百读不厌。而且有些让人感动的地方,我会忍不住流下感动的泪水。杨红樱的马小跳爱科学系列,使我明白了许多生活常识。特别是书中写得简单易懂,生动有趣,意思当然不言而喻了。高尔基说:“书籍是人类进步的阶梯。”莎士比亚说:“书籍是全世界的营养品。”所以你一定要博览群书,这样才可以将你的语文水平提高呀!这就应正了杜甫的一句话:“读书破万卷,下笔如有神。”

小灰灰:我一定会铭记你的话,去体会读书带给我的快乐的。

生活中幽默对话篇三:幽默情景对话

Napolan and his soldiers(拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了) 众士兵排列整齐的上。

M: Attention.(立正) Turn right/left. Quick time, march!(齐步走) (吹哨)

Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)

M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give

him a warm welcome!

Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼,但是他摇摇头) M: He doesn't know French at all.

Ss: What a pity!

A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.

M: What shall we do?

B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first

one is "How old are you?". The second one is "How long have you been in

the Amry?". The t(来自:www.zhaoQt.NeT 蒲公英文摘:生活中幽默对话)hird one is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?"

M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French.

What

shall we do?

B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at

any time.

Ss: Good!

各种场合:

睡觉: A: Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

A: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

A: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

吃饭:B:Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

B: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

B: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

跑步:C:Sam. How old are you?

Sam:21.sir!

C: How long have you been in the Army?

Sam: 3 years sir!

C: Did you join any of my two compaigns?

Sam: Both.sir!

.....

Ss: We believe that's no problem at all.

N is coming. N is coming.

(众士兵立正)

N: Hello! Everyone. How are you?

Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir!

Sam 在哆嗦,引起了拿破仑的注意。

N: (走到他的面前)Well. How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 21 . sir.

N: (非常吃惊的) How old are you?

Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir.

N: (生气的) Either you or I am mad!!!!

Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!!!

Ss: My god!!!

众士兵失望的下场了。